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Hey Bella,

Check out this funny video Sam just sent me. Man, what a bunch of marshmallows!

xoxo,

J.B.

PS. When am I babysitting Renesmee again? 

sealemon:

Brand new sketch!

Just in time for Breaking Dawn - don’t pretend you didn’t see it last night at midnight - check out this sketch about Twilight Dads.

Written and directed by yours truly, it was a labor of love and stars an amazing bunch of people: Mike T. Astolfi, Yang Miller, Nikhil Rao, Sean Reidy, Nate Starkey, and Marek Wilk.

Enjoy!

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Bella,

At last, tonight is the night! I haven’t been this excited to see a show, since the incomparable John Berrymore opened as Hamlet in 1923!

I know we said no presents, but I went ahead and composed you another lullaby! Hope you like it. I slipped the CD into your headband drawer last night, while watching you sleep.

XOXO forever,

Edward

PS. Let’s throw caution to the wind and hold hands tonight!

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Bella,

This is your father. Glad you’re excited about your show tomorrow night. Just wanted to remind you I put a new can of pepper spray in your purse. In case one of those improvisers gets any fresh ideas.

Ok. That’s all.

Dad.

PS. Say out of the woods. You don’t want to get mauled by a wild animal.

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Make all of your teenage fantasies come true with a night of Twilight themed improv that would make even Stephanie Meyers jealous! See the scenes she WISH she would have written for Bella, Edward, Jacob and the rest of the gang.

Saturday, November 13th, 7pm, The PIT
Get your tickets ahead of time and save a few bucks

Featuring: Lorraine Cink, Ksenia Selemon, Gary DeNoia, Stirling McLaughlin, and Oscar Montoya.

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Hey Bells,

Thanks for the sweater! It was a little snug, but I love it anyway.

Hm… The wolfpack is suppose to be getting another matching set of tattoos this weekend, but what kind of bff would I be if I’d miss your show! Count me in! Already went ahead and got tickets for dad and I. Is the theater handicap accessible?

JB.

PS. Is Renesmee going to be there? Just curious.

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Dear Jacob,

I know I’m hurting Edward by writing to you, but I miss you terribly…
I wish you would forgive me and come to my show..
I knitted you a sweater, I hope it will fit your huge biceps…
Did I remember to turn off the oven?

Hey Jake. So, I’m having this show on Saturday, November 13th, at The PIT. No big deal, but it would mean a lot if you could make it. It’s at 7pm.

Ardently and forever yours (just as friends),

Bella.

PS. If you do come, please wear a shirt. 

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"Forever, and forever, and forever."

— Edward Cullen, Breaking Dawn.